Friday, June 14, 2013

You Fucking "Satanic" Scum, Part II

I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Anton Lavey and the church he started. Can't anybody move on with their lives? I swear, I'm embarassed to call myself a Satanist any more.

I don't care how people feel one way or another, but I do care about misinformation being spread. The Satanic Bible did not promote explicit atheism, though it seems the majority of dogmatic Satanists don't know this. What is outlined in the opening paragraph of the chapter, "Wanted! God Dead or Alive" is really better described as panentheism. To break it down for all of you, he says that "God" is a balancing force in nature. That's not atheism. Agree or disagree with what it says, whatever, but know what you're fucking talking about. Furthermore, what's wrong with being a con-artist (and a good one, at that)? I respect Lavey for milking all the shits that payed to join his church, they're the ones that really deserve criticism.

So, idiots and the ignorant, that's one thing that's making it embarassing to identify as a Satanist. Number two is...

Dogmatic motherfuckers. God damn it, you people are just like fucking Christians. Every time someone has a different interpretation, you're ready to beat them to death with your dicks. Every time someone starts to question you piss yourselves out of fear that something new, something unique, might come about. Something you hadn't thought of. Grow the fuck up, you little shits. Also, regarding growing up...

What the fuck happened to self identity? What's with this fucking "Satanic" image? I'm so sick of the pretense to evil I see everywhere. Ooooh, you're fucking spooky, you've got some shitty makeup on and gaudy jewelry. If you want to look like that, that's fine. If you want to dress up like a fucking furry that got covered in sparkly pink shit, whatever. Point being, there's no Satanic "look." If you think you need to look a certain way because you're a Satanist, you're really a fucking moron with no sense of individualism.

I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I always thought being a Satanist meant being an individual, bettering yourself, taking responsibility for your life, learning - you know, acting in a Satanic manner. Guess I was wrong. Seems to me that being a Satanist is about looking a certain way and praying for help because you can't do shit for yourselves.

What a fucking embarassing group of people to be associated with. I'm not saying "You're not Satanists." What I'm saying is, we're both Satanists in the same way that Thomas Aquinas and some backwoods Church of Christ preacher are both Christians.