Suicide, Existence and Logic

When faced with truth, there are two general reactions possible - acceptance or denial. The vastness of the universe challenges the sad, anthropocentric notions upon which most systems are based. Futility. Why continue? Why not run, shivering and afraid, to an omnipotent saviour who conveniently bears a striking resemblance to the cowering wretch?

Where is the weakness in suicide? Celebrate the courage it takes to face the wholeness of existence - or at least that infinitely small grain to which we are privy. The weak man trembles, his mind breaking, refusal to acknowledge the meaninglessness.

Vast and vaster, just specks on an insignificant crumb. Faced with this, who could fail to comprehend the inability to effect permanent, substantive change?

You shits. You fucking pathetic creatures. Without meaning, there is only a need to ease the suffering which is the standard of existence. One who, finding himself in a situation where the potential for further pain outweighs the probability of enjoyment, decides to take measures into his own hand - one who decries the giving up of choice and thus takes (control of) his own life - you pity him.

Santa is not real. Jesus does make it better in the end. If you require a mystical afterlife of stagnation, free of adversity and strife, to give meaning to corporeal existence, you are nothing.

You talk about fucking "terminal" illnesses as if there's another way out. You debate whether or not its ethical for someone to end their own misery - and define that misery solely as it relates to identifiable physical ailments.

A life not worth living is not worth living. We should call martyrs all those who killed themselves before their bodies shut down out of weariness. We should canonize all those who came to the realization that they did not have to take the seemingly endless drudgery and monotony of an existence defined by anguish and misery.

I'm really goddamn tired of you fucking scum.

Hail Death

You know what's fucking awesome? Death.

Of course, that probably wasn't your answer, but fuck that. That's fucking stupid.

Death is awesome because:

Tripping
When you die, your brain gets flooded with a shit-ton of DMT. That's fucking cool.

Population Control
This is really, really fucking simple, but the planet is full of cunts who can't comprehend basic math and shit, so I'll explain briefly. Too many of a given species will cause a shortage of food for that species. This isn't some hippy environmentalism, "save the animals" bullshit. This is, "too many humans, we starve."

Amusement
People dying is fucking funny, especially if they die in comedic ways. Every time someone dies, all their family are like, "Oh mah gawd that boy was a saint." And then they get all emotional and shit. People make the funniest fucking faces when they sob. They turn all red and shit. It's even funnier when it's some white trash fuck with a mullet and a Coors shirt.

Less Stupid People
Fucking idiots are more likely to die because of their "condition." It's an eventuality for everyone, but wouldn't it be nice if all the stupid people died and the intelligent ones got a few years of happiness?

Why Not Death?
Everyone dies. Nobody's escaping it, so why the fuck try to stop it? Everyone fucking dies at some point. Quit worrying about it.


So, that's why death is awesome. Let's move on to awesome types of death:

Genocide
This isn't the kind of shit you can pull off without control of an army numbering well into the thousands. However, when done properly, it provides decades of conversation pieces and gives all the fucked political parties a new incident to bicker over. This is also, incidentally, one of the only man-made forms of death that can rival what the earth can do. Genocide is a logical conclusion of industrialization at large.

Tsunamis, Floods and Hurricanes
I don't know man, I just really like water.

Disease
Holy fuck, disease is amazing! I mean, really, it's fucking beautiful. Because the life-cycles of individual members of a viral or bacterial species are so much shorter than humans, they evolve extraordinarily faster than we do. Medicine isn't helping. It isn't helping us, I mean. It sure is fuck helps diseases kill us. They become immune to our medications much, much quicker than we become immune to them or create new, effective chemicals. And most the cunts on this planet are so obsessed with hygiene and fearful of germs they don't really build immunities. You have to be exposed to diseases to not be extremely fucking vulnerable to them.

Nuclear Radiation
Fuck, this is up there with diseasee. Nuclear energy does some seriously fucked up things to people's bodies. I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_radiation_syndrome 

Death Is Omnipotent
Death is God. It is utterly unavoidable. It will embrace everything that lives. All will be silent once more.


Final Note 
Don't go around killing people. That's fucking stupid. The chances you'll get 100 people are fucking slim and even if you get that squared, it's an inconsequential difference in the end. You'll die or rot in prison and nothing will be any different. Don't be fucking stupid, you fucking scum.