I've had this idea for a while, but I think it's time to put it out there. So, western society keeps getting more sensitive. Everybody gets offended, everybody's worried about discrimination, political correctness, fucking "hate speech." Here's what I say we do:
Turn it against them.
Christmas music playing in Wal-mart? Fuck you, that offends me as a Satanist. Refusal to play Satanic music? That's discrimination. I'm serious, even though I'm not so insecure I don't get offended by people having different beliefs than me.
I'm tired of people getting offended by shit. Nobody gives a fuck about freedom of speech, because they're too worried they might have to hear something they don't like.
Fuck all that shit. Bunch of rectal fucking buggery, I say. Piss all over their parade! I mean, really, why should I have to listen to some shitty Christian music, ever? It's not even that it's Christian that bothers me, it's that it's just shitty music. But whatever.
If we've all got to tolerate each other, then tolerate my hateful fucking religion, you fucking scum.
Showing posts with label culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label culture. Show all posts
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Monday, May 20, 2013
A Bunch of Shit I'm Fucking Sick Of
Christ's oozing ass, it's been a while. Seven months, roughly. To make up for lost time, this isn't going to be one of my standard rants on an individual subject. Instead, here's a fraction of the shit that's pissed me off over the course of these months, in no particular order.
People who claim to "listen to everything."
No, you don't. Just shut the fuck up, right now. FUCK! People who say this are, invariably, completely ignorant of most musical styles - and would hate most of them if they ever heard them. Funeral doom, neo-folk, war metal, deathrock, goregrind, power electronics - I love all these, in addition to Tom Jones, Velvet Underground, Sisters of Mercy, and I never say I "listen to everything." Just admit you have narrow musical tastes limited to what's currently popular, you fucking scum.
Punks politicizing black metal
Rectal fucking buggery, can't you guys keep your fucking idiotic politics out of my music? If I wanted to hear about social inequality, I'd listen to some anarcho-punk. And, sometimes, I do. The point is, though, that your politics don't belong in black metal. Being a vegetarian is not black metal. Making the world a better place is not black metal. Caring about other people is not black metal, you fucking scum.
Nazis politicizing black metal
This one gets mentioned - even though I've covered it before, even though I could include it in that last one ("Caring aboutother white people is not black metal.") This isn't an Antifa rant, because I think those guys are as fucking stupid as these NSBM kids. Just, seriously, keep your fucking silly politics out of my music. And to any of you fucks who read this and have some dumb-ass thought like, "But it is black metal because black metal is about elitism and whites are elite," NO! That's fucking populism, which is the opposite fucking thing! Oh, and I want to remind all the Slavic NSBM bands that the Nazis hated you fucking scum.
The hot dog buns I had recently
This isn't a joke, this is fucking serious. I can not believe how incredibly shitty those buns were. WHAT THE FUCK?! I understand, they're Wal-mart's brand, so they're not going to suck my dick or anything that fancy, but they weren't fucking functional. First, I had to take a knife to separate the top and bottom of each individual bun, to fit a hot dog in. Then, I'd get it in, but the seam would tear. If I held it so the hot dog didn't fall out the bottom, the bread fucking broke apart from the strain of being in contact with a hot dog. I mean, I've gotten these before, same brand and all, but the packaging was a little different. Seriously, make some better buns, you fucking scum.
None of the stores carrying Java Mite Rip-It
If you don't know, Rip-It is an energy drink that sells for $1, which is pretty kick ass considering that almost all energy drinks have between 80 and 100 mgs of caffeine/8oz serving, but a lot of them cost closer to $3. I don't drink this shit for the taste, I drink it to wake me up. The Java Mite ones were actually on the lower end of the caffeine scale, but they tasted so fucking terrible it more than compensated. Before energy drinks as we know them came around, if I was really fucking tired I'd just mix up black coffee and Dr. Pepper, because HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING TASTE! The first time I had one of these Java Mites a friend (who probably doesn't want his name attached to this trashy shitstorm blog) gave it to me because he couldn't finish it. As soon as I tasted it, I realized it was just like the mixture I used to make, only sweeter. What, you thought they were like those other coffee energy drinks - just overly sweetened coffee with a vomit (taurine) aftertaste? FUCK NO! These motherfuckers are carbonated! If you find any, buy them. And then send them to me, you fucking scum.
People who claim to "listen to everything."
No, you don't. Just shut the fuck up, right now. FUCK! People who say this are, invariably, completely ignorant of most musical styles - and would hate most of them if they ever heard them. Funeral doom, neo-folk, war metal, deathrock, goregrind, power electronics - I love all these, in addition to Tom Jones, Velvet Underground, Sisters of Mercy, and I never say I "listen to everything." Just admit you have narrow musical tastes limited to what's currently popular, you fucking scum.
Punks politicizing black metal
Rectal fucking buggery, can't you guys keep your fucking idiotic politics out of my music? If I wanted to hear about social inequality, I'd listen to some anarcho-punk. And, sometimes, I do. The point is, though, that your politics don't belong in black metal. Being a vegetarian is not black metal. Making the world a better place is not black metal. Caring about other people is not black metal, you fucking scum.
Nazis politicizing black metal
This one gets mentioned - even though I've covered it before, even though I could include it in that last one ("Caring about
The hot dog buns I had recently
This isn't a joke, this is fucking serious. I can not believe how incredibly shitty those buns were. WHAT THE FUCK?! I understand, they're Wal-mart's brand, so they're not going to suck my dick or anything that fancy, but they weren't fucking functional. First, I had to take a knife to separate the top and bottom of each individual bun, to fit a hot dog in. Then, I'd get it in, but the seam would tear. If I held it so the hot dog didn't fall out the bottom, the bread fucking broke apart from the strain of being in contact with a hot dog. I mean, I've gotten these before, same brand and all, but the packaging was a little different. Seriously, make some better buns, you fucking scum.
None of the stores carrying Java Mite Rip-It
If you don't know, Rip-It is an energy drink that sells for $1, which is pretty kick ass considering that almost all energy drinks have between 80 and 100 mgs of caffeine/8oz serving, but a lot of them cost closer to $3. I don't drink this shit for the taste, I drink it to wake me up. The Java Mite ones were actually on the lower end of the caffeine scale, but they tasted so fucking terrible it more than compensated. Before energy drinks as we know them came around, if I was really fucking tired I'd just mix up black coffee and Dr. Pepper, because HOLY SHIT THAT FUCKING TASTE! The first time I had one of these Java Mites a friend (who probably doesn't want his name attached to this trashy shitstorm blog) gave it to me because he couldn't finish it. As soon as I tasted it, I realized it was just like the mixture I used to make, only sweeter. What, you thought they were like those other coffee energy drinks - just overly sweetened coffee with a vomit (taurine) aftertaste? FUCK NO! These motherfuckers are carbonated! If you find any, buy them. And then send them to me, you fucking scum.
Monday, October 15, 2012
Antinomian vol. II
Propaganda. Read it. Print it. Join the Poison Tongue Militia.
In this issue: "Satan Has Already Won," "Halloween Is The Devil's Holiday" & "Revelation I".
Spread it like poison, you fucking scum.
Antinomian vol. II
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Zionazi
A nation is destroyed, its people humiliated. Post-war, they rebuild their armaments and go to war under a banner of nationalism, killing not only military fighters of the defenders, but civilians as well.
In this case, I'm talking about Germany. World War I decimated the country, leaving it victimized. The NSDAP, to gain power, used the utter fucking rape (the Treaty of Versailles) they were subjected to as fodder for a new national movement. They'd been victimized and would have revenge. And so World War II happened and a bunch of Jews were killed.
A nation is destroyed, its people humiliated. Post-war, they rebuild their armaments and go to war under a banner of nationalism, killing not only military fighters of the defenders, but civilians as well.
In this case, I'm talking about the Jews. Granted, they weren't exactly a nation before the attempted annihilation, but that's largely inconsequential. In both cases, a group who has been metaphorically fucked has turned around and fucked someone else.
So, just to make sure I'm not being too subtle here, I'm going to point out a similarity I feel is a pretty fucking big deal:
National Socialism and Zionism (let's just go ahead and admit it - Judaism as a whole) are nationalist, supremacist ideologies. The Nazis considered Aryans the "master race," while Judaism espouses the belief that the Jews are "God's chosen people."
Both the Nazis in the past and the Israelis currently embark on a campaign of territorial expansion, forcing members outside of their own national-ethnic group to move.
Both groups attack the personal character of critics. Here you'll find an illustrative article where some assfucked Zionist has the audacity to call a Jewish survivor of Auschwitz anti-Semitic for criticizing Israeli policy.
To be honest, I don't give a good god damn about Israel one way or the other. What I care most about is the utter fucking hypocrisy exhibited.
Alright, I lied. I do care about Israel - FUCK ISRAEL! I don't have a problem with Jews (as an ethnicity) but I have a major fucking problem with Abrahamic religions (Judaism included). Unfortunately, my open admittance of hating their fucking cock-mutilating, right hand path, morally obsessive, arrogant religion will most likely get me labeled as "anti-Semitic," despite the fact that I'm talking about a religion and not a race. Despite the fact that I have been dating a girl with Jewish blood for just under 2 years.
Israel, quit using the Holocaust as an excuse to perpetuate your own genocide. Quit confusing race and religion. Quit fucking saying it's racist to criticize the politics of a country founded on racial supremacy ("God's chosen people," remember?).
Israel, you are fucking scum.
In this case, I'm talking about Germany. World War I decimated the country, leaving it victimized. The NSDAP, to gain power, used the utter fucking rape (the Treaty of Versailles) they were subjected to as fodder for a new national movement. They'd been victimized and would have revenge. And so World War II happened and a bunch of Jews were killed.
A nation is destroyed, its people humiliated. Post-war, they rebuild their armaments and go to war under a banner of nationalism, killing not only military fighters of the defenders, but civilians as well.
In this case, I'm talking about the Jews. Granted, they weren't exactly a nation before the attempted annihilation, but that's largely inconsequential. In both cases, a group who has been metaphorically fucked has turned around and fucked someone else.
So, just to make sure I'm not being too subtle here, I'm going to point out a similarity I feel is a pretty fucking big deal:
National Socialism and Zionism (let's just go ahead and admit it - Judaism as a whole) are nationalist, supremacist ideologies. The Nazis considered Aryans the "master race," while Judaism espouses the belief that the Jews are "God's chosen people."
Both the Nazis in the past and the Israelis currently embark on a campaign of territorial expansion, forcing members outside of their own national-ethnic group to move.
Both groups attack the personal character of critics. Here you'll find an illustrative article where some assfucked Zionist has the audacity to call a Jewish survivor of Auschwitz anti-Semitic for criticizing Israeli policy.
To be honest, I don't give a good god damn about Israel one way or the other. What I care most about is the utter fucking hypocrisy exhibited.
Alright, I lied. I do care about Israel - FUCK ISRAEL! I don't have a problem with Jews (as an ethnicity) but I have a major fucking problem with Abrahamic religions (Judaism included). Unfortunately, my open admittance of hating their fucking cock-mutilating, right hand path, morally obsessive, arrogant religion will most likely get me labeled as "anti-Semitic," despite the fact that I'm talking about a religion and not a race. Despite the fact that I have been dating a girl with Jewish blood for just under 2 years.
Israel, quit using the Holocaust as an excuse to perpetuate your own genocide. Quit confusing race and religion. Quit fucking saying it's racist to criticize the politics of a country founded on racial supremacy ("God's chosen people," remember?).
Israel, you are fucking scum.
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Left Hand of the Right
Molti nemici. Molto honore.
If we are to accept the standard political left-right dichotomy - defining the left as seeking the abolition of social hierarchy and supporting egalitarianism, with the right as its opposite - I see it as obvious that Satanism is intrinsically tied to the right. The greatest obstacle to Americans comes in the form of knee-jerk backlash due predominantly to the association of right wing politics with neoconservative Christianity.
We assorted followers of the left hand path praise strength, might and domination. The leftist goal of equality is completely fucking alien to us, confident as we are in our inherent superiority over the incompetent Judeo-Christian masses.
The key word here is, "inherent." We don't proselytize because one is either possessed of the inner Black Flame or not. The centre-right upholds that people have themselves to blame - too lazy or undisciplined to better themselves - while the far-right acknowledges that some people are inherently superior to others.
The far right has too long been obsessed with arbitrary, inconsequential characteristics - skin colour and sexual orientation. I don't care who anyone fucks! What we need is a far-right based on strength and merit, utterly opposed to the exultation of weakness exemplified by right hand morality.
We who live by a superior amorality have no need to pretend these fearful, wretched beings are in any way equal to us. Enough hiding, enough bullshit! Too many spineless fucks masquerading as Satanists have tried to give us a "good image." Fuck that!
We should be a force to be feared. Therefore, I'm making a call that the true Satanic elite become an extremely visible presence in society. This means using their hilarious anti-discrimination laws to our advantage. But why stop at being visible? It's time to form a united, militant Satanic front to oppose the weakness in society and show what we think of the fucking scum!
EDIT:
To be clear, for those of you too fucking stupid to understand, I'm not condoning violence in any manner. That would be illegal. I am simply saying that Satanists should become a visible, vocal force. We should be proud of who we are, fight legislation based on Judeo-Christian values and be prepared to defend ourselves in any LEGAL manner. If it's legal by federal and state law, that's fine. If it's not legal, don't do it. Illegal activity doesn't help our cause, it just gives them more ammunition against us.
If we are to accept the standard political left-right dichotomy - defining the left as seeking the abolition of social hierarchy and supporting egalitarianism, with the right as its opposite - I see it as obvious that Satanism is intrinsically tied to the right. The greatest obstacle to Americans comes in the form of knee-jerk backlash due predominantly to the association of right wing politics with neoconservative Christianity.
We assorted followers of the left hand path praise strength, might and domination. The leftist goal of equality is completely fucking alien to us, confident as we are in our inherent superiority over the incompetent Judeo-Christian masses.
The key word here is, "inherent." We don't proselytize because one is either possessed of the inner Black Flame or not. The centre-right upholds that people have themselves to blame - too lazy or undisciplined to better themselves - while the far-right acknowledges that some people are inherently superior to others.
The far right has too long been obsessed with arbitrary, inconsequential characteristics - skin colour and sexual orientation. I don't care who anyone fucks! What we need is a far-right based on strength and merit, utterly opposed to the exultation of weakness exemplified by right hand morality.
We who live by a superior amorality have no need to pretend these fearful, wretched beings are in any way equal to us. Enough hiding, enough bullshit! Too many spineless fucks masquerading as Satanists have tried to give us a "good image." Fuck that!
We should be a force to be feared. Therefore, I'm making a call that the true Satanic elite become an extremely visible presence in society. This means using their hilarious anti-discrimination laws to our advantage. But why stop at being visible? It's time to form a united, militant Satanic front to oppose the weakness in society and show what we think of the fucking scum!
EDIT:
To be clear, for those of you too fucking stupid to understand, I'm not condoning violence in any manner. That would be illegal. I am simply saying that Satanists should become a visible, vocal force. We should be proud of who we are, fight legislation based on Judeo-Christian values and be prepared to defend ourselves in any LEGAL manner. If it's legal by federal and state law, that's fine. If it's not legal, don't do it. Illegal activity doesn't help our cause, it just gives them more ammunition against us.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Suicide, Existence and Logic
When faced with truth, there are two general reactions possible - acceptance or denial. The vastness of the universe challenges the sad, anthropocentric notions upon which most systems are based. Futility. Why continue? Why not run, shivering and afraid, to an omnipotent saviour who conveniently bears a striking resemblance to the cowering wretch?
Where is the weakness in suicide? Celebrate the courage it takes to face the wholeness of existence - or at least that infinitely small grain to which we are privy. The weak man trembles, his mind breaking, refusal to acknowledge the meaninglessness.
Vast and vaster, just specks on an insignificant crumb. Faced with this, who could fail to comprehend the inability to effect permanent, substantive change?
You shits. You fucking pathetic creatures. Without meaning, there is only a need to ease the suffering which is the standard of existence. One who, finding himself in a situation where the potential for further pain outweighs the probability of enjoyment, decides to take measures into his own hand - one who decries the giving up of choice and thus takes (control of) his own life - you pity him.
Santa is not real. Jesus does make it better in the end. If you require a mystical afterlife of stagnation, free of adversity and strife, to give meaning to corporeal existence, you are nothing.
You talk about fucking "terminal" illnesses as if there's another way out. You debate whether or not its ethical for someone to end their own misery - and define that misery solely as it relates to identifiable physical ailments.
A life not worth living is not worth living. We should call martyrs all those who killed themselves before their bodies shut down out of weariness. We should canonize all those who came to the realization that they did not have to take the seemingly endless drudgery and monotony of an existence defined by anguish and misery.
I'm really goddamn tired of you fucking scum.
Where is the weakness in suicide? Celebrate the courage it takes to face the wholeness of existence - or at least that infinitely small grain to which we are privy. The weak man trembles, his mind breaking, refusal to acknowledge the meaninglessness.
Vast and vaster, just specks on an insignificant crumb. Faced with this, who could fail to comprehend the inability to effect permanent, substantive change?
You shits. You fucking pathetic creatures. Without meaning, there is only a need to ease the suffering which is the standard of existence. One who, finding himself in a situation where the potential for further pain outweighs the probability of enjoyment, decides to take measures into his own hand - one who decries the giving up of choice and thus takes (control of) his own life - you pity him.
Santa is not real. Jesus does make it better in the end. If you require a mystical afterlife of stagnation, free of adversity and strife, to give meaning to corporeal existence, you are nothing.
You talk about fucking "terminal" illnesses as if there's another way out. You debate whether or not its ethical for someone to end their own misery - and define that misery solely as it relates to identifiable physical ailments.
A life not worth living is not worth living. We should call martyrs all those who killed themselves before their bodies shut down out of weariness. We should canonize all those who came to the realization that they did not have to take the seemingly endless drudgery and monotony of an existence defined by anguish and misery.
I'm really goddamn tired of you fucking scum.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Nazis and NSBM
I think one of the funniest fucking things in the world is NSBM. Black metal is supposed to be "evil" and nazis are "evil," right?
Nazis are fucking clown shoes. Holocaust? Yea, that was pretty brutal. I can get down with radical population reduction, regardless of the ideology behind it. Misery, hatred, mass death - all those things are present.
You know what's not fucking metal? Whining about how there aren't going to be any more white babies. Fuck you and your white babies. Fuck you and your desire for endless reruns of Leave It To Beaver.
White people are superior? What the fuck?!
Al Gore
Celine Dion
Madonna
Walt Disney
All the fucking Kennedys
That's the fucking superior race? Seriously?
Go back to crying about how the children need to be saved, you fucking scum.
-NFI
Nazis are fucking clown shoes. Holocaust? Yea, that was pretty brutal. I can get down with radical population reduction, regardless of the ideology behind it. Misery, hatred, mass death - all those things are present.
You know what's not fucking metal? Whining about how there aren't going to be any more white babies. Fuck you and your white babies. Fuck you and your desire for endless reruns of Leave It To Beaver.
White people are superior? What the fuck?!
Al Gore
Celine Dion
Madonna
Walt Disney
All the fucking Kennedys
That's the fucking superior race? Seriously?
Go back to crying about how the children need to be saved, you fucking scum.
-NFI
Multiculturalism In Theory and Practice
I've already covered my support for the freedom of expression for everyone, so let's move on to another incendiary issue - multiculturalism. To start, I want to say that multiculturalism is more fucked than a crack-addicted whore.
Now, does that statement imply that I have a problem with other peoples' cultures? No. It means that the vast majority of "tolerant" people, supporters of the globalist, multicultural ideal are hypocritical liberal fucking boring Caucasians.
Every people has a right to their culture, right? Of course. The problem is that, in the same way we approach freedom of expression, we only extend this protection to those aspects of cultures we find acceptable and similar to our own.
You like dogs? You think they're pets? Well, I don't care. Some Asian cultures think they're a great part of a meal. That's cool. Why the fuck not? Dogs are made of meat.
I seriously doubt most "open-minded" people would be willing to actively support the rights of people in America to buy dogs to slaughter and eat.
Here's an even better example: female circumcision, also known as "female genital mutilation." I bet I'm hitting a raw fucking nerve with this one. I'm fucking fine with this practice and see no reason to oppose it as of yet. You know why?
Because men have their fucking dicks cut and nobody cares. That's cultural. That's to be supported. Because fucking Jew-god said so. Isn't that some crazy bullshit? Fucking creator of the universe cares about the dick skin of little boys.
Just like every person has prejudices and opinions that other people find reprehensible, every culture as a whole has practices and beliefs that outsiders are disgusted and offended by. That's why it's a different fucking culture.
Americans love showing off diversity like we're in a fucking museum. "Embrace other cultures," unless those cultures have practices that are radically different than our own. Fucking hypocrites.
We're the "melting pot," right? You know what happens in a melting pot? All the shit becomes indistinguishable. You make a bunch of stew, with carrots, onions, (dog) meat, whatever. After hours of it cooking, the carrots don't taste like carrots any more. It all tastes the same. And that's cool, something new is created, but the creation of the new necessitates the destruction and assimilation of the old.
So what's the fucking deal? Are we going to preserve and celebrate other cultures by keeping them unique and fucking distinct? Or are we going to go on destroying them through assimilation and calling it diversity? After a while it isn't diverse, it's just a fucking slop with no distinguishing attributes left to the original contributions.
Enough with the self-righteousness, the white guilt, the fucking sad attempts at appearing open-minded, you fucking scum.
-NFI
Now, does that statement imply that I have a problem with other peoples' cultures? No. It means that the vast majority of "tolerant" people, supporters of the globalist, multicultural ideal are hypocritical liberal fucking boring Caucasians.
Every people has a right to their culture, right? Of course. The problem is that, in the same way we approach freedom of expression, we only extend this protection to those aspects of cultures we find acceptable and similar to our own.
You like dogs? You think they're pets? Well, I don't care. Some Asian cultures think they're a great part of a meal. That's cool. Why the fuck not? Dogs are made of meat.
I seriously doubt most "open-minded" people would be willing to actively support the rights of people in America to buy dogs to slaughter and eat.
Here's an even better example: female circumcision, also known as "female genital mutilation." I bet I'm hitting a raw fucking nerve with this one. I'm fucking fine with this practice and see no reason to oppose it as of yet. You know why?
Because men have their fucking dicks cut and nobody cares. That's cultural. That's to be supported. Because fucking Jew-god said so. Isn't that some crazy bullshit? Fucking creator of the universe cares about the dick skin of little boys.
Just like every person has prejudices and opinions that other people find reprehensible, every culture as a whole has practices and beliefs that outsiders are disgusted and offended by. That's why it's a different fucking culture.
Americans love showing off diversity like we're in a fucking museum. "Embrace other cultures," unless those cultures have practices that are radically different than our own. Fucking hypocrites.
We're the "melting pot," right? You know what happens in a melting pot? All the shit becomes indistinguishable. You make a bunch of stew, with carrots, onions, (dog) meat, whatever. After hours of it cooking, the carrots don't taste like carrots any more. It all tastes the same. And that's cool, something new is created, but the creation of the new necessitates the destruction and assimilation of the old.
So what's the fucking deal? Are we going to preserve and celebrate other cultures by keeping them unique and fucking distinct? Or are we going to go on destroying them through assimilation and calling it diversity? After a while it isn't diverse, it's just a fucking slop with no distinguishing attributes left to the original contributions.
Enough with the self-righteousness, the white guilt, the fucking sad attempts at appearing open-minded, you fucking scum.
-NFI
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