I'm so fucking sick of hearing about Anton Lavey and the church he started. Can't anybody move on with their lives? I swear, I'm embarassed to call myself a Satanist any more.
I don't care how people feel one way or another, but I do care about misinformation being spread. The Satanic Bible did not promote explicit atheism, though it seems the majority of dogmatic Satanists don't know this. What is outlined in the opening paragraph of the chapter, "Wanted! God Dead or Alive" is really better described as panentheism. To break it down for all of you, he says that "God" is a balancing force in nature. That's not atheism. Agree or disagree with what it says, whatever, but know what you're fucking talking about. Furthermore, what's wrong with being a con-artist (and a good one, at that)? I respect Lavey for milking all the shits that payed to join his church, they're the ones that really deserve criticism.
So, idiots and the ignorant, that's one thing that's making it embarassing to identify as a Satanist. Number two is...
Dogmatic motherfuckers. God damn it, you people are just like fucking Christians. Every time someone has a different interpretation, you're ready to beat them to death with your dicks. Every time someone starts to question you piss yourselves out of fear that something new, something unique, might come about. Something you hadn't thought of. Grow the fuck up, you little shits. Also, regarding growing up...
What the fuck happened to self identity? What's with this fucking "Satanic" image? I'm so sick of the pretense to evil I see everywhere. Ooooh, you're fucking spooky, you've got some shitty makeup on and gaudy jewelry. If you want to look like that, that's fine. If you want to dress up like a fucking furry that got covered in sparkly pink shit, whatever. Point being, there's no Satanic "look." If you think you need to look a certain way because you're a Satanist, you're really a fucking moron with no sense of individualism.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I always thought being a Satanist meant being an individual, bettering yourself, taking responsibility for your life, learning - you know, acting in a Satanic manner. Guess I was wrong. Seems to me that being a Satanist is about looking a certain way and praying for help because you can't do shit for yourselves.
What a fucking embarassing group of people to be associated with. I'm not saying "You're not Satanists." What I'm saying is, we're both Satanists in the same way that Thomas Aquinas and some backwoods Church of Christ preacher are both Christians.
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Friday, June 14, 2013
Thursday, May 30, 2013
That Offends Me
I've had this idea for a while, but I think it's time to put it out there. So, western society keeps getting more sensitive. Everybody gets offended, everybody's worried about discrimination, political correctness, fucking "hate speech." Here's what I say we do:
Turn it against them.
Christmas music playing in Wal-mart? Fuck you, that offends me as a Satanist. Refusal to play Satanic music? That's discrimination. I'm serious, even though I'm not so insecure I don't get offended by people having different beliefs than me.
I'm tired of people getting offended by shit. Nobody gives a fuck about freedom of speech, because they're too worried they might have to hear something they don't like.
Fuck all that shit. Bunch of rectal fucking buggery, I say. Piss all over their parade! I mean, really, why should I have to listen to some shitty Christian music, ever? It's not even that it's Christian that bothers me, it's that it's just shitty music. But whatever.
If we've all got to tolerate each other, then tolerate my hateful fucking religion, you fucking scum.
Turn it against them.
Christmas music playing in Wal-mart? Fuck you, that offends me as a Satanist. Refusal to play Satanic music? That's discrimination. I'm serious, even though I'm not so insecure I don't get offended by people having different beliefs than me.
I'm tired of people getting offended by shit. Nobody gives a fuck about freedom of speech, because they're too worried they might have to hear something they don't like.
Fuck all that shit. Bunch of rectal fucking buggery, I say. Piss all over their parade! I mean, really, why should I have to listen to some shitty Christian music, ever? It's not even that it's Christian that bothers me, it's that it's just shitty music. But whatever.
If we've all got to tolerate each other, then tolerate my hateful fucking religion, you fucking scum.
Monday, October 15, 2012
Antinomian vol. II
Propaganda. Read it. Print it. Join the Poison Tongue Militia.
In this issue: "Satan Has Already Won," "Halloween Is The Devil's Holiday" & "Revelation I".
Spread it like poison, you fucking scum.
Antinomian vol. II
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Left Hand of the Right
Molti nemici. Molto honore.
If we are to accept the standard political left-right dichotomy - defining the left as seeking the abolition of social hierarchy and supporting egalitarianism, with the right as its opposite - I see it as obvious that Satanism is intrinsically tied to the right. The greatest obstacle to Americans comes in the form of knee-jerk backlash due predominantly to the association of right wing politics with neoconservative Christianity.
We assorted followers of the left hand path praise strength, might and domination. The leftist goal of equality is completely fucking alien to us, confident as we are in our inherent superiority over the incompetent Judeo-Christian masses.
The key word here is, "inherent." We don't proselytize because one is either possessed of the inner Black Flame or not. The centre-right upholds that people have themselves to blame - too lazy or undisciplined to better themselves - while the far-right acknowledges that some people are inherently superior to others.
The far right has too long been obsessed with arbitrary, inconsequential characteristics - skin colour and sexual orientation. I don't care who anyone fucks! What we need is a far-right based on strength and merit, utterly opposed to the exultation of weakness exemplified by right hand morality.
We who live by a superior amorality have no need to pretend these fearful, wretched beings are in any way equal to us. Enough hiding, enough bullshit! Too many spineless fucks masquerading as Satanists have tried to give us a "good image." Fuck that!
We should be a force to be feared. Therefore, I'm making a call that the true Satanic elite become an extremely visible presence in society. This means using their hilarious anti-discrimination laws to our advantage. But why stop at being visible? It's time to form a united, militant Satanic front to oppose the weakness in society and show what we think of the fucking scum!
EDIT:
To be clear, for those of you too fucking stupid to understand, I'm not condoning violence in any manner. That would be illegal. I am simply saying that Satanists should become a visible, vocal force. We should be proud of who we are, fight legislation based on Judeo-Christian values and be prepared to defend ourselves in any LEGAL manner. If it's legal by federal and state law, that's fine. If it's not legal, don't do it. Illegal activity doesn't help our cause, it just gives them more ammunition against us.
If we are to accept the standard political left-right dichotomy - defining the left as seeking the abolition of social hierarchy and supporting egalitarianism, with the right as its opposite - I see it as obvious that Satanism is intrinsically tied to the right. The greatest obstacle to Americans comes in the form of knee-jerk backlash due predominantly to the association of right wing politics with neoconservative Christianity.
We assorted followers of the left hand path praise strength, might and domination. The leftist goal of equality is completely fucking alien to us, confident as we are in our inherent superiority over the incompetent Judeo-Christian masses.
The key word here is, "inherent." We don't proselytize because one is either possessed of the inner Black Flame or not. The centre-right upholds that people have themselves to blame - too lazy or undisciplined to better themselves - while the far-right acknowledges that some people are inherently superior to others.
The far right has too long been obsessed with arbitrary, inconsequential characteristics - skin colour and sexual orientation. I don't care who anyone fucks! What we need is a far-right based on strength and merit, utterly opposed to the exultation of weakness exemplified by right hand morality.
We who live by a superior amorality have no need to pretend these fearful, wretched beings are in any way equal to us. Enough hiding, enough bullshit! Too many spineless fucks masquerading as Satanists have tried to give us a "good image." Fuck that!
We should be a force to be feared. Therefore, I'm making a call that the true Satanic elite become an extremely visible presence in society. This means using their hilarious anti-discrimination laws to our advantage. But why stop at being visible? It's time to form a united, militant Satanic front to oppose the weakness in society and show what we think of the fucking scum!
EDIT:
To be clear, for those of you too fucking stupid to understand, I'm not condoning violence in any manner. That would be illegal. I am simply saying that Satanists should become a visible, vocal force. We should be proud of who we are, fight legislation based on Judeo-Christian values and be prepared to defend ourselves in any LEGAL manner. If it's legal by federal and state law, that's fine. If it's not legal, don't do it. Illegal activity doesn't help our cause, it just gives them more ammunition against us.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
You Fucking "Satanic" Scum
Fucking Satanists. What a fucking pathetic group of losers. What a fucking whore-shit collective of immature, idiotic fucking scum. Since there are different types of Satanists and each wants to distance itself from the others and claim the name for themselves, I'll rip apart each one individually.
Laveyans
First off, Laveyan Satanism as exists today doesn't have a fucking thing to do with Satanism. Great, you fuck-heads, Lavey started a church back in '66. That doesn't give you the exclusive right to the title. You aren't fooling anyone other than yourselves - what you believe in is fucking secular humanism, not Satanism.
I get that calling it Satanism brought the money in and Lavey obviously wanted the fucking money. That's cool, whatever. I don't really even have a problem with Anton Lavey or his teachings - what he outlined in The Satanic Bible was a sensible life-philosophy. I do have a problem with some fucking fat fuck that paid $200 for a red business card with a pentagram on it telling me I'm not a Satanist because I don't do just like "Dr." Lavey said I should.
Traditionalists
Oh, traditional Satanists, you fucking sorry sacks of shit. It's great that you recognize that Satanism has to have something to do with Satan for that label to have any meaning. However, it's pretty fucked that the lot of you act like some fucking incontinent old Christian woman. "Oh, Father Satan, give me money and a nice house and make my life better, I'm praying to you."
FUCK YOU! Take some fucking responsibility for your lives. Satanism isn't about being a fucking dogmatic shit, begging for some scraps and spending all your time reenacting mockeries of Catholicism. This obsession with ritual, magic and worship is absurd, humiliating and fucking juvenile. All this posturing about how fucking "evil" you are makes me sick. You act like fucking Protestants, closing your ears to any idea that isn't exactly in line with your "(un)holy book."
Joy of Satan
Holy shit, you motherfuckers are utterly, absurdly, hilariously fucked in the head. Let me get this straight: Satan is really an extraterrestrial alien? And his race genetically engineered humans? And Satan is a white supremacist? And you based all of this on the writings of Zecharia Sitchin, who in addition to apparently doing a shit job of translating Sumerian, was also fucking semitic?
To recap: These stupid fucks base their "Satanic" alien white supremacy on the writings of a Jew.
Note to anyone involved with/interested in the Cathedral of the Black Goat: Back in 2008 I was a "high priest" within the organization and left abruptly. For those of you who weren't around then or don't remember why I left, I'll tell you. Because fucking Myrmidon publicly declared than anyone who did not support Obama in the election could fuck off. It was his view that the Cathedral of the Black Goat should support Obama. That's not very fucking Satanic.
In closing: You want to be a secular humanist? Fine, go for it. Quit calling yourself a fucking Satanist, though, it just makes you look like an idiot. And you look even more fucking stupid when you admit you paid $200 to join the club. You actually believe in Satan? Cool, me too. Don't be a fucking cunt. Don't act like you're living a Darkthrone album, that band fucking sucks. And finally, if you're going to espouse white supremacy, don't base your beliefs on a Jew's writings, you fucking scum.
Laveyans
First off, Laveyan Satanism as exists today doesn't have a fucking thing to do with Satanism. Great, you fuck-heads, Lavey started a church back in '66. That doesn't give you the exclusive right to the title. You aren't fooling anyone other than yourselves - what you believe in is fucking secular humanism, not Satanism.
I get that calling it Satanism brought the money in and Lavey obviously wanted the fucking money. That's cool, whatever. I don't really even have a problem with Anton Lavey or his teachings - what he outlined in The Satanic Bible was a sensible life-philosophy. I do have a problem with some fucking fat fuck that paid $200 for a red business card with a pentagram on it telling me I'm not a Satanist because I don't do just like "Dr." Lavey said I should.
Traditionalists
Oh, traditional Satanists, you fucking sorry sacks of shit. It's great that you recognize that Satanism has to have something to do with Satan for that label to have any meaning. However, it's pretty fucked that the lot of you act like some fucking incontinent old Christian woman. "Oh, Father Satan, give me money and a nice house and make my life better, I'm praying to you."
FUCK YOU! Take some fucking responsibility for your lives. Satanism isn't about being a fucking dogmatic shit, begging for some scraps and spending all your time reenacting mockeries of Catholicism. This obsession with ritual, magic and worship is absurd, humiliating and fucking juvenile. All this posturing about how fucking "evil" you are makes me sick. You act like fucking Protestants, closing your ears to any idea that isn't exactly in line with your "(un)holy book."
Joy of Satan
Holy shit, you motherfuckers are utterly, absurdly, hilariously fucked in the head. Let me get this straight: Satan is really an extraterrestrial alien? And his race genetically engineered humans? And Satan is a white supremacist? And you based all of this on the writings of Zecharia Sitchin, who in addition to apparently doing a shit job of translating Sumerian, was also fucking semitic?
To recap: These stupid fucks base their "Satanic" alien white supremacy on the writings of a Jew.
Note to anyone involved with/interested in the Cathedral of the Black Goat: Back in 2008 I was a "high priest" within the organization and left abruptly. For those of you who weren't around then or don't remember why I left, I'll tell you. Because fucking Myrmidon publicly declared than anyone who did not support Obama in the election could fuck off. It was his view that the Cathedral of the Black Goat should support Obama. That's not very fucking Satanic.
In closing: You want to be a secular humanist? Fine, go for it. Quit calling yourself a fucking Satanist, though, it just makes you look like an idiot. And you look even more fucking stupid when you admit you paid $200 to join the club. You actually believe in Satan? Cool, me too. Don't be a fucking cunt. Don't act like you're living a Darkthrone album, that band fucking sucks. And finally, if you're going to espouse white supremacy, don't base your beliefs on a Jew's writings, you fucking scum.
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