Saturday, June 30, 2012

Hail Death

You know what's fucking awesome? Death.

Of course, that probably wasn't your answer, but fuck that. That's fucking stupid.

Death is awesome because:

Tripping
When you die, your brain gets flooded with a shit-ton of DMT. That's fucking cool.

Population Control
This is really, really fucking simple, but the planet is full of cunts who can't comprehend basic math and shit, so I'll explain briefly. Too many of a given species will cause a shortage of food for that species. This isn't some hippy environmentalism, "save the animals" bullshit. This is, "too many humans, we starve."

Amusement
People dying is fucking funny, especially if they die in comedic ways. Every time someone dies, all their family are like, "Oh mah gawd that boy was a saint." And then they get all emotional and shit. People make the funniest fucking faces when they sob. They turn all red and shit. It's even funnier when it's some white trash fuck with a mullet and a Coors shirt.

Less Stupid People
Fucking idiots are more likely to die because of their "condition." It's an eventuality for everyone, but wouldn't it be nice if all the stupid people died and the intelligent ones got a few years of happiness?

Why Not Death?
Everyone dies. Nobody's escaping it, so why the fuck try to stop it? Everyone fucking dies at some point. Quit worrying about it.


So, that's why death is awesome. Let's move on to awesome types of death:

Genocide
This isn't the kind of shit you can pull off without control of an army numbering well into the thousands. However, when done properly, it provides decades of conversation pieces and gives all the fucked political parties a new incident to bicker over. This is also, incidentally, one of the only man-made forms of death that can rival what the earth can do. Genocide is a logical conclusion of industrialization at large.

Tsunamis, Floods and Hurricanes
I don't know man, I just really like water.

Disease
Holy fuck, disease is amazing! I mean, really, it's fucking beautiful. Because the life-cycles of individual members of a viral or bacterial species are so much shorter than humans, they evolve extraordinarily faster than we do. Medicine isn't helping. It isn't helping us, I mean. It sure is fuck helps diseases kill us. They become immune to our medications much, much quicker than we become immune to them or create new, effective chemicals. And most the cunts on this planet are so obsessed with hygiene and fearful of germs they don't really build immunities. You have to be exposed to diseases to not be extremely fucking vulnerable to them.

Nuclear Radiation
Fuck, this is up there with diseasee. Nuclear energy does some seriously fucked up things to people's bodies. I'll just leave this here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acute_radiation_syndrome 

Death Is Omnipotent
Death is God. It is utterly unavoidable. It will embrace everything that lives. All will be silent once more.


Final Note 
Don't go around killing people. That's fucking stupid. The chances you'll get 100 people are fucking slim and even if you get that squared, it's an inconsequential difference in the end. You'll die or rot in prison and nothing will be any different. Don't be fucking stupid, you fucking scum. 

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Eleven really fucking good albums

Clandestine Blaze - "Fist of the Northern Destroyer"
Death In June - "Rose Clouds of Holocaust"
Discharge - "Hear Nothing See Nothing Say Nothing"
Genocide Organ - "A Functional Chapter of the Sexual Process"
Leonard Cohen - "I'm Your Man"
Nicole12 - "Substitute"
Sisters of Mercy - "First and Last and Always"
Skepticism - "Aes"
Sutcliffe Jügend - "Death Mask"
Truppensturm - "Fields of Devastation"
Worship - "Last CD Before Doomsday"

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

This shit isn't spicy you fucking pussy

I don't go out to eat much any more, because nobody makes food spicy enough for me.

Ok, that's a lie. I don't go out to eat much because I'm fucking poor. That part about people not making food hot enough is true, though.

If I go somewhere and I see something listed as "hot" on their menu, I always make it very clear that "I want it as hot as [their] chefs will make it."

I am almost always disappointed.

Are there some fucking pussies out there that couldn't handle something hot and threatened to sue every fucking restaurant that served something hotter than a bell pepper?

Fuck that shit. If you're one of those people with a fucking sensitive baby mouth that can't handle hot shit, don't fucking order hot shit.

I'm tired of desperately trying to convince the hot waitress at the Thai place that, "yes, I really do want it that hot" and it still come out far below my expectations. I know it's possible for them to make it how I want, because the owner has done it for me before. But he's never there.

So if you can't handle hot food, don't fucking eat where I eat. You're fucking ruining it for me. Where do I eat? I'd eat a lot of places if I had the money.

So stick to the fucking chain restaurants with their shitty, bland fucking food for shitty bland fucking people, you fucking scum.

-NFI

Nazis and NSBM

I think one of the funniest fucking things in the world is NSBM. Black metal is supposed to be "evil" and nazis are "evil," right?

Nazis are fucking clown shoes. Holocaust? Yea, that was pretty brutal. I can get down with radical population reduction, regardless of the ideology behind it. Misery, hatred, mass death - all those things are present.

You know what's not fucking metal? Whining about how there aren't going to be any more white babies. Fuck you and your white babies. Fuck you and your desire for endless reruns of Leave It To Beaver.

White people are superior? What the fuck?!

Al Gore
Celine Dion
Madonna
Walt Disney
All the fucking Kennedys

That's the fucking superior race? Seriously?

Go back to crying about how the children need to be saved, you fucking scum.

-NFI

Multiculturalism In Theory and Practice

I've already covered my support for the freedom of expression for everyone, so let's move on to another incendiary issue - multiculturalism. To start, I want to say that multiculturalism is more fucked than a crack-addicted whore.

Now, does that statement imply that I have a problem with other peoples' cultures? No. It means that the vast majority of "tolerant" people, supporters of the globalist, multicultural ideal are hypocritical liberal fucking boring Caucasians.

Every people has a right to their culture, right? Of course. The problem is that, in the same way we approach freedom of expression, we only extend this protection to those aspects of cultures we find acceptable and similar to our own.

You like dogs? You think they're pets? Well, I don't care. Some Asian cultures think they're a great part of a meal. That's cool. Why the fuck not? Dogs are made of meat.

I seriously doubt most "open-minded" people would be willing to actively support the rights of people in America to buy dogs to slaughter and eat.

Here's an even better example: female circumcision, also known as "female genital mutilation." I bet I'm hitting a raw fucking nerve with this one. I'm fucking fine with this practice and see no reason to oppose it as of yet. You know why?

Because men have their fucking dicks cut and nobody cares. That's cultural. That's to be supported. Because fucking Jew-god said so. Isn't that some crazy bullshit? Fucking creator of the universe cares about the dick skin of little boys.

Just like every person has prejudices and opinions that other people find reprehensible, every culture as a whole has practices and beliefs that outsiders are disgusted and offended by. That's why it's a different fucking culture.

 Americans love showing off diversity like we're in a fucking museum. "Embrace other cultures," unless those cultures have practices that are radically different than our own. Fucking hypocrites.

We're the "melting pot," right? You know what happens in a melting pot? All the shit becomes indistinguishable. You make a bunch of stew, with carrots, onions, (dog) meat, whatever. After hours of it cooking, the carrots don't taste like carrots any more. It all tastes the same. And that's cool, something new is created, but the creation of the new necessitates the destruction and assimilation of the old.

So what's the fucking deal? Are we going to preserve and celebrate other cultures by keeping them unique and fucking distinct? Or are we going to go on destroying them through assimilation and calling it diversity? After a while it isn't diverse, it's just a fucking slop with no distinguishing attributes left to the original contributions.

Enough with the self-righteousness, the white guilt, the fucking sad attempts at appearing open-minded, you fucking scum.

-NFI

Monday, June 25, 2012

Tolerance and Hypocrisy


Neo-nazis, Zionists, Palestinians, vegans, anarchists, communists, feminists, liberals, republicans, Christians, Wiccans, pagans, Klansmen, black nationalists, socialists, animal rights activists, environmentalists.

I have a real fucking problem with some aspect of every group of people I just mentioned. But I support their rights to express themselves, because I support everyone's right to free expression, whether or not I find their ideas distasteful.

Make up your fucking minds. Do people have a right to expression or not? There's the obvious, "Racism is different," argument but if someone brings that up I'll call you a fucking cunt.

Zionism is a form of prejudice. Merriam-Webster defines it as,

"An international movement originally for the establishment of a Jewish national or religious community in Palestine and later for the support of modern Israel."

Alright, so, Jewish nationalism is alright, but British nationalism isn't? That's pretty fucking skewed.

I really fucking enjoy the band Skrewdriver. Is that because I hold nazi sympathies? Only if listening to Crass (who I think are really fucking good) means support veganism and radical left politics.

Everybody is fucking prejudiced. Everyone has opinions someone else thinks are reprehensible. 

Get the fuck over it, you fucking scum.

-NFI

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Introduction

This is where I've decided to release all the vitriolic shit that enters my brain. Fucking pollution, really. This shit will not, in the short term, have any real sense of cohesion.

So, then. Who I am:

I prefer the pseudonym Nyskraa Famine Iscariot - I've been using some variation of it since around 2004 and I'm sure there's a bunch of idiotic rants of mine scattered across the internet.

In alphabetical order, some things that'll get mentioned on here are:

Black Metal
Body Modification
Chaos
Fascism
Gnosticism
H. P. Lovecraft
Horror Movies
Neo-folk
Noise
Satanism
Spicy Food